Name: Miramare Queen
Address: Side, Antalya, Turkey
Rating: 4.7

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24-hour reception

Air conditioning in public areas

Car park

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Check-out hour

Currency exchange facilities

Garden

Hotel safe

Launderette

Laundry service

Lift access

Medical service

Multilingual staff

Newspaper stand

Smoke detector

Sun terrace

Wi-fi

Wired Internet

Hotel Facilities

Aqua fit

Banana boating

Basketball

Beach volleyball

Billiards

Bocce

Jet ski

Table tennis

Tennis

Waterskiing

Sports

Children playground

Entertainment programme for children

Game room

Nightclub

Outdoor freshwater pool

Parasols

Sun loungers

TV lounge

Entertainment

Meeting room

Photocopier

Printer

Projector

Business

Hairdressing salon

Massage

Sauna

Wellness & Spa

Identification card at arrival

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Healthy & Safety (COVID)

This hotel is awesome, food, hospitality, quality of things and people were all amazing. My special thanks should go to the Kids Club team, though. My daughter had a blast during our 5 day visit, she got hooked on the kids club and she never missed any event. Eda, Kanykei and Beyza, they all did a wonderful job with the childrens science experiments, cookie baking, car painting events, night movies for kids and kids dance events every night, etc. They are super friendly to kids and they always came and said hi outside kids club too, so it was as if they are actual friends of my daughter. I can not thank them enough for giving my daughter the most wonderful vacation this summer.

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Ah, the famous ISO-certified kitchen, where even the bacteria get the 5-star treatment. My compliments to the chef for the unique pairing of bacterias (not a virus) and antibiotics from nearest hospital—truly unforgettable. Maybe instead of perfecting your replies, you could perfect your cleaning routine?

I did share my concerns with the front desk and the guest relations team. Their response? A heartfelt shrug. “Your stuff, your problem” is apparently the customer service mantra. At least they’re consistent—unlike the food hygiene.

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Welcome to Maramare Queen, the five-star disaster where misery is served all-inclusive. From suffocating heat in rooms without functional A/C to the perfume of sewage wafting through the air, every moment here is an adventure in suffering. Add daily food poisoning, hospital trips that cost a fortune, and a buffet so bland it could double as punishment, and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a vacation from hell.

Hotel Horrors: Where Dreams Go to Die

1.	A/C: A Privilege, Not a Right
Think you’re paying for 24/7 air conditioning? Think again! The central system dances to the whims of management. After October 30th, they graciously switch it off entirely. The solution? Open the balcony door for some “fresh air,” and in return, welcome a battalion of mosquitoes ready to turn your night into a buffet—you being the main course.
2.	Smell the Experience
Who needs luxury perfumes when you can enjoy the ever-present aroma of sewage wafting through the grounds? Depending on the wind, your room could be an olfactory nightmare.
3.	Dining with the Invisible
Dining service? More like a ghost story. Staff conveniently vanish when you need them most. If you’re lucky, you’ll get your fresh juice and drip coffee since these are the only that cannot be obtained from buffet.
4.	The Joyless Buffet
Variety is overrated, apparently. Enjoy the same bland dishes on repeat. Coffee comes in powdered misery form, while the morning drip coffee and fresh juices are the sole highlights—until they disappear entirely come November. Beer? Watered down unless you supervise every pour like a hawk.
5.	A Smoky Inferno
If you’re not a smoker, you will be by osmosis. This place is a giant ashtray where every guest puffs away like a chimney, turning every “smoke-free zone” into a hilarious suggestion.
6.	Sleepless Nights Guaranteed
Love peace and quiet? Tough luck! The hotel blasts loud, low-frequency music until 11 PM, while neighboring hotels extend the party to 1 AM. The best music of the entire trip? One decent playlist in 21 days.
7.	Safety is an Afterthought
Don’t bother bringing valuables to the beach—they’ll vanish faster than a waiter in the dining hall. Guards shrug it off, and the hotel? Oh, they’re totally on it… by doing absolutely nothing.
8.	Health Roulette
Maramare’s signature dish? Food poisoning. Guests routinely head to the hospital, paying €350 per person plus €40 in taxi fares. One unlucky German family took an all-inclusive trip straight to the ER. The hotel? Zero support and a demand for €2 for a hospital landline call—pay up or stay hostage at checkout!
9.	Beach Battle Royale
First, you’ll need to fight off hordes of guests for a lounger. With more people than seats, the scene resembles a survival show—only less fun.
10.	Ice-Cold Beach Fun
Nothing like the invigorating chill of a river outlet dumping icy water near the swimming area. Perfect for ruining a sunny day.
11.	Lost in Translation
Unless you’re fluent in German or Turkish, good luck. English speakers are rarer than a clean beach lounger, and Russian fares only slightly better.
12.	Justice in Slow Motion
Fishermen flouting swim zone laws? Don’t worry—the hotel and police will handle it… may be...
13.	Wi-Fi That Isn’t
Forget streaming or even basic browsing. The Wi-Fi struggles to handle anything, even during the low season. Perfect for disconnecting—against your will.

Turkey: The Bonus Round of Misery

Domestic flights between Antalya and Istanbul are a lottery. Show up late? Even with a boarding pass, you could be bumped.

We arrived at around 22:00. The receptionist (although spoke little English) made us feel very welcome from the outset. Day one we were sat by the pool and got greeted by the entertainment team. Namely Gokhan and Tito. Without those two we wouldn't have had half as much fun. Although saying that, all the staff and guests were very, very friendly and accommodating. Nothing was ever too much trouble. 5* service throughout. The rooms are very clean and comfortable as it is throughout the hotel. Although expensive (that's my opinion) I would strongly recommend taking advantage of the in house photograph team. Very professional.

If you do travel here from the UK, take euro and not too much lira as most things are in euro.

I assume this is down to exchange rates and the resort is primarily aimed at the European market.

Thank you for an extremely wonderful holiday 😁

Superb hotel. Plenty of sunbeds around the pool and on their private beach, which is a short 2 minute walk away. Varied menu, and very clean and tidy throughout. The staff are excellent, except for the reception staff, their English is extremely limited so were not as helpful as they cud have been, but the rest of the staff were brilliant and so polite. There are 4 pools and they are not heated, but because we had good weather they did warm up a little. Only one drawback whilst we were there in April the entertainment was very limited, but they were preparing a large outdoor stage, so maybe it improves as the season goes on.

My stay in this hotel has not yet ended but I couldn’t handle not to post about this hotel.
The hotel is beyond amazing!! Very clean and full of facilities but most important is that the service is amazing!! People here serve you with smiles on their faces. You are welcomed regardless where you are coming from, you get the same equal treatment and greetings. Ibrahim bey at the resturant is just sooo friendly! He even brought a notebook and wrote down how he can greet us in our own language, Arabic, because he cares that he makes us feel welcomed! Kubra hanim is very kind and welcoming as well, she never stopped smiling.
The hotel is very clean and people are super friendly and the food is really great!
This year I visited 5 countries and many hotels and I think this hotel is the best.

<h2>Seaside Comfort in Side</h2>
Miramare Queen Hotel, situated in Side and just 5 km from Side Antique City, offers air-conditioned rooms and complimentary private parking. Guests can unwind at the seasonal outdoor pool and enjoy scenic views of the sea, while the hotel's bar serves refreshing drinks.<br>

<h2>Comfortable Rooms with Amenities</h2>
Each room at Miramare Queen Hotel features a flat-screen TV with satellite channels and includes a kettle for your convenience. The private bathrooms are equipped with a bath, along with complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer for added comfort.<br>

<h2>Recreational Activities</h2>
Guests can take advantage of various recreational activities at the hotel, including tennis, table tennis, and billiards. The 24-hour front desk is available to assist with any queries during your stay.<br>

<h2>Exploring Side</h2>
Miramare Queen Hotel is conveniently located near attractions such as Side Museum and Side Harbor, both 5 km away. Antalya Airport is the closest airport, situated 51 km from the hotel.<br>


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